81: Because

Because I left it too late, I missed the train.

Because I missed the train, I didn’t make the job interview.

Because I didn’t make the interview, I didn’t get the job.

Because I didn’t get the job, I didn’t start my fabulous career.

Because I didn’t start my fabulous career, I had to work somewhere else.

Because I had to work somewhere else, I met Paul.

Because I met Paul, I found out I hated football.

Because I hated football, I had to sit in the other bar on match days.

Because I had to sit in the other bar on match days, I became friendly with the barmaid.

Because I became friendly with the barmaid, I started hanging out with her.

Because I started hanging out with her, I met her brother.

Because I met her brother, I fell in love with him.

Because we fell in love, we were happy.

Because we fell in love, we got married.

Because we fell in love, we had you.