Sunday, 6 January 2013

251: Siegfried and Roy Go To Vote

“I’m sorry sir, but you can’t bring that in here.”

“So what should I do?  Tie it up outside?”

“I’m afraid we aren’t really equipped for voters who bring pets with them, sir.”

“So I see.  But that infringes my rights under the Twenty Sixth Amendment.”

“That gives you the right to vote, sir.  Not the right to vote whilst accompanied by a tiger.”

“Second then.  The Second Amendment.”

“I’m not sure a tiger counts as ‘arms’, sir.  And he’s on a lead, not beared.  Bore.  Borne.”

“So what am I supposed to do with him?  He’s an integral part of my life.”

“Perhaps your partner could wait outside with your tiger as well as his own whilst you vote, and then you could swap over.”

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